Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall  system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend  5.0.
 
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs
4.1.
 
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.    
 
What can  I do?  
 
Signed, Desperate    
 
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Dear  Desperate:    
 
First keep in  mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0  is an Operating System.  
 
Please  enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved  Me.html' and
try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the  Guilt 3.0
update. If that  application works as designed,  Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications  Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5.     
 
But  remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer  6.1.  
 
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.
 
Whatever you do,  DO NOT  install mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background  that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).   
 
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.  
 
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
 
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 

A little confuse.

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